Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Some Photos of Week 1

The drive has begun




Tabasco

Phone, beer, and driving

View from the top of a hill in La Venta

Villahermosa!

Stairs to the mirador

A friend

Chillin' at the fountain in Villahermosa

More Villahermosa

Light and water show



Night descends in Villahermosa

I'm so cool

The next day (Day 2).  Monkey in La Venta Zoo

Turtles sexin'

Jungle view

View from the mirador in Villahermosa

Inside the mirador

Inside the mirador

Comalcalco

No one knows what Joana is doing

So I rolled down this hill and it was fairly awesome (to be continued)



Something or other

Reina Juanita

Grass vs. Jason rolling

Pariso, Tabasco.  Beach town with a pretty cathedral



Life moves fast in Paraiso

Chillin' on the carretera--all is good

Oh, no it isn't.  Broken car.  Auto Hotel time

Corn in Macuspana!

This doesn't make sense if you don't know Colombianos

Day 4: Agua Blanca

Sup Pretty

Beer+Cave







Yaaaay!

Signage.  The cave is called Izta-Ha



Woops...

Pretty

Prettier

View!



So these dudes picked us up and it was awesome



Back to the hotel to drink

On the way to Misol-Ha in Palenque (Day 6)

Welcome!

Waterfall and swimming pool

Don't swim with clothing or shoes!







Exiting the cave more or less behind the waterfall

Swimming!

Swimming!

Hitchin' a ride number 1







Hitchin' a ride number 2

Don't know what's going on, but adios Week 1!!!

Monday, July 23, 2012

Beachward and Homeward



Day 15: Monday, July 16, 2012
Woke up in and left Chetumal, but quickly found a turnoff for a cenote; we missed the turnoff and caught views of a super pretty lagoon entitled Laguna de 7 Colores, then backtracked to Cenote Azul and it was very cool.  Free entrada, very nice little swimming area, super warm water, a restaurant attached, and some pretty ladies.  After bathing for a while we made our way up to Tulum, ate Subway, Abraham and I received haircuts, then we searched for hostels.  The hostels in the centro ran about 100 pesos, but we headed for the beach and kept asking.  And of course the prices kept rising, but oowee some were awesome.  One was like 30 bucks a night and freaking sweet, super uniquely architected and decored.  We kept driving down this awful dirt road, at like 7 km/hr, found a beach where we could camp for 10 pesos a night, passed it, realized that the road we had been driving for hours was not going to lead us to a viable location and it was like 7 p.m., so we headed back to the camping spot, enjoyed the water briefly, and set up shop in the dark.

Day 16: Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Up early on the beach in Tulum, headed for the famous beachside ruinas of Tulum, and finally encountered pinche turistas a la madre.  I waited in line for way too long to buy a boleto while the others entered quickly and freely; I finally found them and was a bit perturbed by the unseemly amount of gente—way different than the ruins near ComitĂĄn.  Well, we took a few fotos, saw the ruins, then saw that the park actually had a playa!  So we basically kicked it there for a while, super turista style.  After the water we were keen to leave, so we scatted and made our way north to Playa del Carmen—woohoo!  Arrived, it was pretty fancy and turisty and the centro, we walked the beach a tad, rocked Quinta Avenida, then set about looking for a place to lay our weary heads.  After way waaaay too long, we found Grand Hostel Playa, which was (and is) quite awesome.  Mainly because of the staff, I guess.  And, being in Playa del Carmen, we later went out to dance!  Rocked a free entrance, 25 peso chela place called Mezcalinna.  It was pretty sweet.  Back to the hostel around 4/5 in the a.m.

Day 17: Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Woke up around 10 in Playa del Carmen, broke fast (solo), found a levandaria (I had cruised the club in sweatpants the previous night.  Like a boss.)  Umm, we “liked” the hostel on Facebook and received bikes in return!  We cruised around doing dumb stuff (like actually dumb/annoying stuff, not like fun dumb stuff), and then I of course got stuck with the bike with a flat…  We asked the staff about cool beaches and they told us about one about 70 blocks north, so we lunched and decided to go there.  With three bikes and four people…so I started on Abraham’s handlebars, then re-realized running is awesome, then felt the bottle of Fresca I had downed right before running (majorly bad idea), then felt the effects of my $12 Mexican shoes and my feet still hate me…like, a lot.  The bikes finally passed me as I started walking after 50 blocks.  They got out of sight and I kept going straight on Avenida 10 when I should’ve turned…so I just ran into a wall and no beach.  Abraham found me on a bike, I started walking back, then hopped on the handlebars and we arrived at the beach!  In addition to being pants-less, I was towl-less and trunks-less, so I was in underwear and sweatpants.  I stripped and rocked the water super Mexican style, then exited the water and let the beach enjoy my clotheslessness.  Abraham had purchased a six-pack and they were enjoying two of the brews in the water, then I brought them two more and Abraham had the good idea to approach the two not ugly young ladies near our campout and offer them a beer.  So I got to ligando and before I knew it the rest of the crew were ready to leave—so we left.  There was no way my feet were letting me run back (even though my stomach was no longer full of bubbles), so I let Abraham have the pleasure of carting me almost all the way home on his handlebars.  Some more platicando and then boom! we were ready to hit up CancĂșn!  I didn’t have a shirt or a computer, so I ran back to the hostel for both, and voila, I had some work.  So I worked in the car.  Once in CancĂșn we stopped at a little lagoonside vista thingy, then made our way through the hotel zone and found a mall type thing where I could use internet to send off my project.  Well, it was super duper Las Vegasy, but cool for what it is.  We left and made our way back to Playa, where we just kinda relaxed.

Day 18: Thursday, July 19, 2012
Plan: last day in Playa del Carmen.  I woke up, broke fast, picked up my laundry, waited for the slowpokes, then we made our way south to Aventura beach, which was pretty cool, but we only stayed a ratito.  We then went up to Akumal, which everyone (meaning Lucas) said is super worth it for the snorkeling.  I wasn’t about to pay for snorkel gear, so I just cruised around with my head above water, but saw some turtles, which was fun, and caught glimpses of the life below the water.  I treaded pretty far out, then returned to the shore, took a walk, and kicked it under a tree while Joana and Abraham enjoyed the shallows.  Until.  I looked out and didn’t see them, then noticed Abraham carrying Joana out of the water…something was definitely not right.  He caught the attention of a couple security dudes, I told Abril something wasn’t right, she rushed over, rushed back, I packed up and made my way toward the large crowd around my peeps.  Joana and her infinite luck had been manhandled by a barracuda/shark/eel.  Her leg was in pretty bad shape, but there were some experts present who said she shouldn’t need stitches and everything would be fine.  I got my second ambulance ride as I accompanied her to the hospital, where they cleaned her up, strapped her with an Ace bandage, and prescribed some drogas.  We returned to Grand Hostel Playa en Playa del Carmen and slept.

Day 19: Friday, July 20, 2012
Today.  Woke up in Grand Hostel Playa en Playa del Carmen, broke fast around noon, and made our way through Valladolid, stopped at Chichen-Itza, which was expensive and turisty (as I had been saying!), and drove till Merida, where we found a pretty darn sweet Bed & Breakfast slash hostel called Hostal Zocalo (aptly, it is right on the Zocalo and had some great views, especially at sunset and nighttime, when the cathedral is lit up).  We also checked Casa de Tio Rafa, which was quaint and funny (and Tio Rafa actually runs the joint—tomorrow is his birthday and he’s having a party!), and Hostal Nomada, which seemed cool but was full—they have free salsa lessons M-F.  Anyway, Hostal Zocalo is the best and recommended.  Umm, I purchased some dulces, Joana and I cruised the centro for a bit, and then I wrote all these posts.  At present the plan seems to be to head to Progresso beach tomorrow, then some ruinas, then Ciudad Campeche, then back to Villahermosa.  Just researched hostels in Villahermos and there only seems to be the one in which we stayed: La Chonita II.  It…wasn’t awesome, but the lady was nice and it was acceptable.

Day 20: Saturday, July 21, 2012
Breakfast at Hostal Zocalo is awesome!  It was one of the main reasons I was super pro this place.  The mattresses are great, though I slept horribly, but the breakfast is stellar—there are some cereals, coffee, bread, and all the normal stuff, but also a vast array of fruits: mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, banana, plus yogurt.  And then: omelettes and crepes!  Super fab.  Umm, pretty much left, caught some more of Merida, which seems pretty cool.  Went to Playa Progreso for a ratito, then left for some ruinas that feature a cenote or something.  Anyway, we arrived and they wanted to charge a schizaload and not offer free student entrance yadda yadda.  Then off to Villahermosa, but we first stopped in Ciudad Campeche, which seemed super awesome and I must return to take it all in.  We saw the Gulf, learned that there are some sweet museums, saw some cool mercadoing going down, and visited a fort that was pretty hip—especially because it started raining super hard while we were there.  So we left Campeche and made it to Villahermosa pretty darn late.  The lady there turned into a chatterbox about prostitutes and their (lack of) cleanliness, politics and corruption, and the fact that Merida is the safest city in Mexico because the families of the Zetas live there…  Interesting.  Finally slept.

Day 21: Sunday 22, 2012
Woke up and went home!  Sorta.  Woke up late and slowly, then didn’t really stop anywhere.  Caught some super awesome lightning…wait, maybe that was the day before—yeah, passing through Ciudad del Carmen.  Hmm, this day I guess not much happened, but we got some cold and fog in Puebla, which I liked, and finally entered the city at like 9/10 p.m., then got to Casa Sanchez at like midnight.

The End.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Week Dos


Day 7: Sunday, July 8, 2012
Still in Macusfuckingspana.  But the car was finished today, so booyah.  We headed out to Palenque around two or so and it started raining pretty darn hard, so we were able to enjoy the ruinas without too many people/distractions.  They are pretty freaking awesome.  After taking in all that Palenque’s ruins had to offer (at least, until it closed), we headed to a tiny cascada super nearby, then checked in to a hostel (Hostal Elementos Naturales) very nearby (in the park)—it featured cabanas and was pretty cool, though internetless.  Abraham and I set out to find some brews, but the nearest neighbors didn’t have alchy for sale or were culieros.  After a little while we headed to some restaurant owned by an Italian-Mexican and dined—I had a calzone that was quite good.  While there we caught a pretty sweet fire dancing show and then kicked it with Mono Blanco for a ratito.  Wink face.

Day 8: Monday, July 9, 2012
Woke up late due to the standard heat and humidity of the rain forest jungle.  Set out and had an absolutely gorgeous drive to San Cristobal de las Casas, which is an hour away from the capital of Tuxtla and situated just about in the center of the state of Chiapas.  Also, it’s probably my favorite place in Mexico.  The climate changed a great deal—we made our way through forests and mountains and finally happened upon this delightful little colonial mountain village which featured a far more deciduous feel and look.  The city is very “cool” and a little “artsy” and many Euro travelers seem to like it, but that couldn’t hinder my liking it as well.  There are like four plazitas, with one being especially pretty.  I think “quaint” is a great adjective for the city.  The streets are pretty, there are also quite a few foreigners living there, and thus offering their unique cultural views, wares, customs, etc. (i.e. foooood).  It’s much colder, and there are two hills on either side of the centro that each feature a church, so climbing them is super cool.  We arrived at night, did some scoping, and found that there were tonssssss of hostels and hotels on the way cheap.  Pretty much 100 pesos is the standard/max for a hostel, so that’s a bonus.  We finally decided upon a hotel called…Sancris.  The staff were super nice and we negotiated down to 380 pesos (a night) for the four of us if we stayed two nights.  It was very, very comfortable and our first in-room access to internet.  Sleep.

Day 9: Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Awoke nice and early in San Cristobal and set out to conquer the two perched churches and see what I could of the city.  Still great.  We cruised the city a bit, found a great place to break fast on one of the few walking-only streets (the smallest one), which also happed to have a hostel for 70 pesos a night!  I peeped it and it seems sweet, gotta return.  We missed out on Cañon de Sumideros, but went to this very nice national park type place called Rancho Nuevo (that was clean and reminiscent of the positive aspects of the States) to see some grutas and ride some horses around the park.  Tranquilo, chido.  Returned to the city, rocked the two churches (again—for me), copped some poz (pronounced posh), which is the local alcohol of the area.  Stuff is stiff as nailz.  Easy to get faded off like 10 pesos of the stuff.

Day 10: Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Again awoke early in San Cristobal, took a walk, returned, and readied to leave.  We set out for ComitĂĄn, and made our way through and to El Chiflon cascadas.  This place was cool: nice and tranquilo at the bottom, but as you keep walking the water gets rougher, nearing the fairly huge waterfalls at the end.  We made it all the way to the top, and after about five minutes it of course started pouring.  Like, Pouringggg.  So we scurried down the rain-slicked mud and amazingly managed not to fall, then prepped to leave.  On the road back to ComitĂĄn proper, we encountered a delicious sunset and stopped for a bit.  We landed in ComitĂĄn centro fairly late (like 9), but the zocalo was very pretty.  Joana had a friend who’s dad lived there, so we arranged to stay at his place, met up with him, and went to his house.  His name is Mario and he knows a buttload about the state, especially the areas around ComitĂĄn, so he gave us his recommendations and we adjusted.

Day 11: Thursday, July 12, 2012
Woke up at Mario’s and readied for his scheduled day.  First up, Tenam Puente, which was a Mayan ruin site that seemed quite new and was almost totally empty (of people).  It was cheap and pretty cool.  We then went to our second ruin site of the day, Chinkultik, which was freer, larger, featured awesome vistas (of quite a few lakes), and all-in-all: cooler.  Also, we allowed some dude named Daniel Hernandez to be our guide.  Who knows whether or not he was telling the truth, but he was nice.  So, Chinkultik is very cool, I definitely recommend it.  Daniel says the site is only about eight years old, and it also featured a cenote (in which people cannot swim, unfortunately).  There’s also a lake super nearby where you can paddleboat, or even stay, I think.  Mario had also told us about Lagos de Montebello and Los Nubes, so we talked to Daniel about these and he said he’d take us to Los Lagos afterward, so we took him up on the offer.  And when I say “he’d take us” I mean “we’d take him.”  Anyway, we went to Lagos de Montebello, paid more to enter than we were told and more than the armband read, and were then mortified and enraged to learn that each individual lago charges another like 20 pesos per person!  Well, there are like 59 lagos, and it turns out a few don’t feature rogue casetas, so Daniel took us to a couple and we tried to enjoy, though were a bit pissed about the high tariffs and additional costs to visit the super cool lagos.  Anyway, we were mostly disfrutando when Joana se callĂł (though we didn’t know immediately).  She fell on her super awesome camera and it was deemed dead—also, her ribs were deemed probably fractured.  Muy malo.  We left, dropped Daniel off, made our way back to ComitĂĄn, found a medical consult for Joana, bought her some drugs, ate, and returned to Mario’s.  I did some work, but Mario was in a social mood and talked to Abraham and I till like three, four in the mornin’.

Day 12: Friday, July 13, 2012
Woke up at Mario’s at 7, ready to rumble!  …The rest of the group awoke at like 10/11 though.  Joana’s shoulder/ribs were definitely effed up, but she wanted to push forth to Frontera Corozal, which borders Guatemala and is very close to the supposedly magnificent ruins of Yaxchilan.  Yet another gorgeous Chiapas drive, though this time getting warmer instead of colder as we made our way south.  Arrived in Frontera Corozal and saw signs for some “Jaguar” place that seemed pretty cool, so we went there and asked about prices—they had cabanas for something we weren’t willing to pay and camping for 50 pesos a head.  We decided that was a tad caro for camping, plus both Joana and Abril were in pain, so that idea quickly died.  We went back toward a sign we had seen for a posada se llamĂł Liz Beth.  We negotiated the price down to…I dunno, like 75 pesos a head or something, and made use of the like 30 cable channels!  However, it was a queen and a single bed plus a hammock and a floor.  I made full use of the floor and watched Batman: The Dark Knight until I fell asleep in the wee hours, then woke up a bit later and moved to the bed for a short while.

Day 13: Saturday, July 14, 2012
I moved back to the floor and then woke up around 7 and cruised the pueblito.  There was another place very similar to the Jaguar place, and they let me use their internet, so that was cool.  Went down to the docks to ask about lancha rides to Yaxchilan, then back to the room.  We slowly but surely made our way back to the shore and hopped a ride up to Yaxchilan—45 minutes there, two hours to enjoy, and 50 minutes back.  Well, the boat ride was great and Yaxchilan was greater.  Super cool, super green, super lush.  I think my favorite aspect is that it features three levels.  You start outside the ruins and enter via a very dark tunnel, so that’s cool.  You’re then in…I don’t remember, the great plaza or something.  It’s cool, but from there you head up a mountain and shorlty reach the Grand Acropolis, though structures 39, 40, and 41 are quite a climb away, trekking up the selva mountainside.  It was spectacular.  From there you feel as though you have an awesome view because you are atop a mountain, but in actuality all you see is a wall of trees.  Oh well.  Made my way down and took a fork in the road that took me to the Small Acropolis, which structure-wise was probably my favorite lugar.  And from there down to the entrance.  Our two hours were almost up, I had broken my watch, and was separated from the rest of the group, so I ran back to the dock to look for our bro Pedro the lancha driver.  Saw neither him nor my party, so I ran back into the ruins and up some stairs buscando, but still didn’t see anyone, so back to the entrance to wait.  They showed up and we were just a tad late for the boat ride back—Pedro didn’t seem to mind.  Oh, on the way to Yaxchilan he pointed out some monkeys, and on the way back to Corozal he pointed out a crocodile.  Then we made a short detour to Guatemala!  We spent a whopping 15 minutes and were tempted to get some lunch (a woman had some delicious looking fried fish), but they told us the 30 Guatemalan peso fish was 50 Mexican pesos, so we nixed that, bought a Guatemalan beer, and headed back to the boat, where Pedro told us the two pesos are basically equal.  Mentirosa!  Back to the homeland and we made our way back up to Palenque.  Arrived and it was hot as hell and just a bit lame.

Day 14: Sunday, July 15, 2012
Woke up in Palenque with ganas to leave…  We made our way through Campeche, passing a ton of signage for ruins and the like, and on to Quintana Roo.  We stopped at the border of Belize and the others enjoyed the zona libre while I enjoyed the chicas de Babu TĂ© due to the fact that I didn’t have my passport.  We then entered Chetumal (the capital), and found a hotel.  One of the chicas at Babu told me she’d be at a club called Rock Shots, so at like 1 a.m. we decided to give it a shot.  Turns out the club is actually two things: 1. Way fancier than we were prepared for (Abraham and Joana weren't allowed to enter as dressed and I had to roll down my pant cuffs); 2. Pretty freaking awesome.  My chicas, however, were not in attendance.  Well, I didn’t see them in my two minutes of cruising.  So I left, told the other two it’s cool, they told me to stay and I said I didn’t wanna rock it solito, so we went back to the hotel.

Monday, July 9, 2012

What I've Been Up To Last Week


Trip
Day -1: Sunday, July 1, 2012
Gathered all my stuff and fled Hotel Isabella.  We (Madrastracita Joana, Abraham, y Abril) did some cruising, some shopping for necessary items, then crashed at Abraham’s.

Day 1: Monday, July 2, 2012
Up at 5!!!  Packed stuff, prepared some quesadillas, left at like 7.  There was a clocklike ticking under the hood…not a fan (as in I wasn’t a fan, not as in it wasn’t a fan—but it wasn’t a fan either).  Got some good views and shots of Popocapetl.  Through Puebla, Veracruz, into Tabasco.  Stopped at La Venta (original site—fake ruins) and, in between escaping/dying from the heat and mosquitos, enjoyed the history and views.  Arrived in Villahermosa and took in the sights (and HEAT!)—very pretty.  We rocked the kid’s pirate ship and walked around.  We even caught a sweet fountain and light show then cruised this little museum.  Tried to go to the mirador, but it was closed—stopped by some overzealous religious mujeres along the way.  We then hopped back in the car and looked for a hotel/hostel—la gente weren’t very helpful, to be honest.  We found the historic district, ate some hotdogs and Michoacana goodies, then took in the very new and fancy zocalo.  We found a hostel for 100 pesos per, and were set for the night. 

Day 2: Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Got up, stopped at a Pemex to inquire about our Captain Hook engine, then rocked La Venta zoo and museum (fake site, real ruins [real animals]).  This was right next to the main park and whatnot where we were yesterday, so we got a chance to rock the mirador, which was quite spectacular.  Hopped back in the car and made our way toward the Tabasco beach town of Paraiso!  First we specced the Comalcalco ruins.  Pretty cool, though the best part was rolling down a large hill--and the worst part was that I still have scars from the grass on my stomach and legs...  Arrived at Paraiso, had a quite delicious lunch (I had mango-marinated chicken and thought it was awesome), then made our way toward the beach.  According to everyone facing every direction, everything (including the beaches) is located todo derecho, aka no one was of any help.  But we finally found some beaches and disfrutamos.  We preguntad some beachside hotels that were trying to charge too much for their ramshackle abodes, it started raining, the car was stuck in the sand, yadda yadda yadda.  So we got the car out of the sand, piled in, and returned to Paraiso centro, found a hotel (that featured mattresses on concrete and no sink) and ya.  Cruised the centro for a short spell, then to sleep land.

Day 3: Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Happy Independence Day, gringos!!!  Oh right, the car didn’t want to start on a couple occasions yesterday…not good.  So we went back to Villahermosa (which is the capitol of Tabasco) and asked a mechanic for the lowdown.  And I bought swim trunks and a towel.  I don’t know what happened with the mechanic, but we left and made our way toward Chiapas.  Until!  We took an off-ramp and the car stalled.  So we pushed it to a mechanic shop very conveniently located 100 meters or so away.  And ya…  We waited around in the Tabascan heat—dying—and finally received the news that we had serious problems and it would take more than a day.  Luckily, there was a hotel very nearby, so we copped a room on the cheap and made our way into the centro to see what was up.  We are in Macuspana.  Well, turns out the great Mayan calendar that may or may not predict our impending doom was found here, so they decided to replicate the calendar with a digital countdown timer.  Two, in fact!  Only…one says impending doom is four days prior to the other clock…odd.  We got some mayonnaisy corn and the lady told us the tortuga something or other is pretty lame, just a hill, but that Agua Blanca is bomb diggity.  We ate, cruised to the hotel, and slept.

Day 4: Thursday, July 5, 2012
Car not ready.  Hopped a taxi to Agua Blanca.  Oowee, the vegetation out there is magnificent—total rainforest/jungle heaven.  Agua Blanca consisted of a gruta (cave with stalagmites and tites) and a river that had some little cascadas and some pools to enjoy.  The grutas were cool, though small, and afterward we were traipsing around the pools and I of course fell in.  So we swam around a bit, then made our way back down to the main palapa.  We had been chit chatting a bit with this group (who had a cooler full of beers) and they seemed to want to do something with us or something…who knows.  Anyway, they were nice and were telling us about what’s cool around here and in Quintana Roo/Yucatan, and one of the young ladies was very gung ho about the attractiveness of the young ladies somewhere…don’t really remember where.  Anyway, I got down to the main palapa and one of the couples was there with a kid (the kid was the property of the other couple).  I had seen the mom a little higher, so when this couple asked me if I had seen the others I replied that I had—just a little up the path.  They started saying stuff and telling me how chingon the pools were here, yadda yadda.  So I said alright cool, and continued searching for Joana.  I couldn’t find her, so I returned to meet up with Abra and Abril and we found Jo.  Also, the two mujeres of the crew that had been talking with us started getting a little feisty with each other…  Anyway, we cruised a bit, enjoying the river, cascadas, pools, and our own wetness.  Upon returning to the main palapa a short while later, shit was crackin’.  And by shit, I mean the two unladylike ladies.  And by crackin’, I mean one was missing a tooth, had blood on her face, and was yelling to the other “Eres fea, FEA!!!” etc. etc.  And the husbands were somewhat trying to hold them back.  Until one picked up half a fucking tree and started toward the opposing mujer, only for the other dude to somewhat tackle him.  All of these people were fat, so it was incredibly unagile and comical.  More “FEA!” yelling, and we bounced the fuck outta there.  We had caught a taxi up, but he had told us he didn’t want to return, so we were on our own to hike the few kilometers down to the bottom and then hunt for a microbus or taxi or something.  Luckily, after maybe a kilometer, a huge loading truck (there was major construction going on, and thus many trucks) threw us a bone and we loaded up in the back for a pretty sweet ride down.  He took us almost all the way down, then as we were walking to the road, a microbus was headed the opposite direction and picked us up—so we went back up (though a different road, not Agua Blanca) and then back down and into town.  Actually, I don’t remember what happened after this…whether we went into town or back to the room…I’m pretty sure we copped a few huge bottles of Corona and got faded.  Nah, I’m positive.  Oh right, we went to “Crazy Monkey” or something for pizza!  Then went “home” and got wasted.

Day 5: Friday, July 6, 2012
Eso dia=MIERDA!  Abraham and Jo went up to Villahermosa to get a part for the mechanics while Abril and I stayed in the hotel.  I went in to the centro for some internet, returned, and we did abso-fuckin’-lutely nothing.  Nothing nothing nothing.  Oh, in case anyone is planning on visiting Macuspana, know this: there are like four TV channels—three have typical Mexican payaso shit (and occasionally Maria La Del Barrio, which is awesome!) and the other has porno with no sound—24/7.  So that’s interesting.  Blah blah, Abra y Jo regresaron al final y ya.  I went for a cruise through the hustling and bustling city night that is Macuspana.  After all, it was Friday!  Well, there was obviously nothing.  At all.

Day 6: Saturday, July 7, 2012
Apparently I had a cara de puto and was grumpy and shit.  Well, we planned a little getaway into Chiapas (FIN-ALL-YYYYYYYY) to visit Palenque, which had way too much to offer.  We arrived and decided to go to the Cascadas de Misol-Ha.  Fucking awesome.  So we arrive in the bus station at Palenque, decide on cascadas, and start walking.  We ask a passing truck where it is and he happens to be a taxi type thing, so we hop a ride and cruise up a mountainside admiring the super gorgeous everything.  He drops us off at a little road and we make our way to Misol-Ha.  It starts raining super tropical style and it’s quite scrumptious.  We arrive and it’s on some super wow steez.  The cascadas are amazing and there’s a big ol’ pond to swim in, plus a path behind the waterfalls that leads to a tiny gruta which also had a cascadita.  So we took all this in, then took full advantage of the pool for quite a while.  It started raining quite hard, so we sought shelter in the little restaurant (when I say “in” I mean under their palapa—there was no indoors) and tried to waterproof our electronics.  We enjoyed a round of brews and bounced, trekking up the rainy, steamy road in search of a vehicle.  Almost to the main road, a truck passed us and we copped a ride down to Palenque proper—again: super freaking awesome.  They stopped to eat, but we needed to get to the bus station before 6:30 to catch the last bus to our temporary home of Macuspana, so we started walking and again caught a truck ride within minutes, which took us to within a couple blocks of the station.  Boom.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Cowardly Adherence to an Unknown (Preached) Past


Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley. A while ago, I don’t remember the year, don’t have my copy on my person, and don’t want to use the internet for something actually semi-useful.

I’m starting a new book, so I figured I should get (ew!) my thoughts on the previous work up before I’m inundated with new thoughts on the new work. Which I already prefer.

I suppose I should iterate my thesis before I traipse too far down the path, so here it is: angst. Namely, of the (modern & modernist) teenage breed. One of my greatest difficulties in reading has always been deciphering what the author deems as “good” and what the author deems as “bad.” My stance (also in life) is one of constant and consensual moral ambiguity. Consensual with whom? Life. Deal with it.

That being said, it seems fairly obvious to me, by the fact that the book was written in the first place, the style of the book, and the commentary I have read of it (I have not yet fully indulged in Huxley’s own critique, Brave New World Revisited, which I have as a postmortem included with my copy) that the new world presented in the book is, in its simplest form, “bad.” It is (in some semblance of rank): Godless, regulated, unindividual/communist, simplistic, industrial, and morally confused. It is close to not having morals, and another way of putting that would be “unabashed,” but that is not the case. Rather, the community is unabashed in regards to baser (read: carnal) instincts, but utterly shocked/frightened/nerve-wrecked at the mention of family, namely “mother.” Many of these are interwoven, most obviously the first and the final points, which is part of the reason I felt “Godless” deserved to be first and foremost on my list. This, of course, runs contrary to the notion of teen angst, right? No, obviously not, otherwise I wouldn’t have stated it with such certainty (though, granted, contradiction and I have a love affair dating back to a time long before I was consciously recording memories).
Ah, so many contradictions, especially being points one and two: Godless vs. regulated. Religion is a system of regulation, but one which relies on the past and doesn’t really focus much on the future, or even the present. Also, it is a system which bases a fair portion of its regulation on the notion that humans (at least post Adam & Eve) are inherently bad, but that’s okay as long as these humans try to make amends and strive for something greater than their humanity—namely, God. P.S. religion/God are primarily referring to the various forms of Christianity. The New World, however, seeks to cut out the sexual tension rather than circumnavigating it through rigorous mental and spiritual fortitude. In the New World, conditioning is scientific rather than (or in addition to) social, and the conditioning calls for mass amounts of carefree sexual engagement with a distinct avoidance and fear of anything emotionally taxing/bonding/lengthy, i.e. romantic relationships and family (which of course are the building blocks for religious followers who are not part of the church—a contradiction that shows how similar the two worlds actually are).
Quick P.S.—my second thesis is that Aldous Huxley really had no idea what he was writing about and was a narrow-minded twit who was unwilling to view the world in any way different than the way in which he was raised to view it. And that he was extraordinarily contradictory. In mapping out the credulity that his New World is a terrible place, he cites both their reverence of man (as opposed to God or spirituality) and their lack of self. This lack of self is what I believe Huxley is arguing as his thesis: an overly communal world devoid of individuality, promoting commerciality—a combination of all that is wrong with communism and consumerism (which of course is often the complaint lodged against democracy) is bad.
It seems to me as though Huxley presents the “Savage” as the character of good—at least, he has the classic characteristics and plays a central role (once he appears). He is individual, he is classically moral, he loves his mother (even though we are often led to believe: without reason—which I’m not sure is so “good”), he values effort, he values himself. And he values angst. He strives to separate and depress himself in search of a greater good. However, if I were to run to the defense of Huxley (which I would never do), I would point out that his “good” character is actually three-pronged: originally we have …whatever the main first character’s name is—he finds the Savage and her mother in New Mexico (congratulations, New Mexico! A haven for savages and hidden history!); next we get a glimpse of …his friend, I’m remembering the letter “h” like Holmstead or something—anyway, this guy, like Character 1, thinks differently from the masses, and he even tries his hand at writing and strives for more than is on offer in their world; finally, of course, is the Savage. So let us elucidate upon them:
Character 1: We first see him as the lone outcast in a city/world of scientifically created drones—like Neo in the Matrix except not doomed to horrendous sequels that some people have the gall to defend. First off, my argument—which I’m not claiming Huxley was unaware of—is that we are tainted by the fact that this character has the spotlight and we actually receive insight into his thought process. Now, this is Huxley’s world, so we should (at least on the surface) believe that we are gaining insight into this character for a reason, and that reason is probably that he is in fact different and semi-capable of independent thought and a thirst for progress. Okay, fine. So this guy is different—and how so? Primarily in his views toward sex. (Quick aside—are you catching the angst vibes?) Instead of freely and wantonly engaging in the lascivious acts of the primal, he presents a desire to disengage and search for more. A DESIRE—very important. This is our first view of his weakness—this guy is lame. Also, he has feelings toward a sexual object, aka a person of the opposite sex. Eww—Feelings?! Totally against the rules. Thus, we have this place in our hearts for the rebellious romantic (romantic rebel…I can’t decide). However, he is not strong enough to stay true to his morals—probably the fault of society and his conditioning, but still—not cool, bro. Fast forward to post-Savage time: he sells out…hard. He gets caught up in the fame and schladies and totally screws over his Savage homeboy. Now, let’s make fun of Huxley a bit: he presents people of power, and each wants and enjoys his/her (actually, I don’t recall any powerful females—misogynist asshole!) power. Also, they are looked up to, and thus win more sexual endeavors, even though sex is supposed to be conditioned to the point of being a second-nature activity in which the masses indulge with little to no impunity—they do it for their own pleasure. This is getting boring: next! (Oops, quick edit: this is contradictory because his society is supposed to be one of drones unable to think freely, yet he is pointing out that people still like and are attracted to power.)
Hemholtz! I’m pretty sure that’s his name. So this is Character 1’s (I still don’t remember his name and he lacked honor, so who cares) way more impressive friend. This guy, for me, really reinforced (to a more conscious state) the notion that there is very little difference between this New World and our world. Hemholtz is brilliant, strong, handsome, cordial, social, confident, and very assured of all of these facts. However, he is also troubled—troubled by the monotony of day-to-day life, by the stupidity of everyone else, and by the possibility that he has limitations. In short, he is the person most people—in our world—want to be and/or want in their life. And he holds that same position in the New World—Character 1 is jealous of the amount of schladies Hemholtz effortlessly pulls, whilst Hemholtz is utterly nonchalant about panocha and would much rather be tackling his internal/ascension issues. However, he doesn’t deny himself the pleasures that accompany his trust in himself and has no qualms with his indulgences—Character 1, meanwhile, wanted more schladies, but reprimanded himself for his weakness when he indulged. But! Hemholtz is a secondary character and we don’t spend much time with him, and even less in/as him. A such…who’s to say what he is really like. In the end, however, the head honcho (who is basically perfect and awe-inspiring) singles out Hemholtz as being very similar to his younger self. Hemholtz receives his gift/sentence with composure, honor, and even joy at finally being able to be alone with himself and unlock all of his many secrets. After all, isn’t that possibility what lures regular folk to the complex characters such as this?
Mr. Savage. The Savage is presented as being very odd by New World standards. And guess what—he is weird; he’s downright fucked up. I suppose his upbringing is partially at fault, but he has some screws loose. As this is a story of teen angst, his largest problem is with sex. His mother was a New World woman who was left stranded with the savages—so she was totally comfortable, familiar, and fun-minded in regards to sex. And the savage males took advantage. However, both mother and son were ridiculed by the village for the mother’s looseness, and Mr. Savage was an outcast in a community of outcasts. So he read a bunch of “classic” stuff (not including the Bible) and tried to build a shield of pain to distract and ascend from his life of ridicule. Real quick, on the reading point—this guy does not create any of his own knowledge, he just runs off at the mouth with quotes from dead people. And, it seems to me, Huxley praises this—he sees Mr. Savage as honorable because he values the same love of which Shakespeare wrote. Mr. Savage doesn’t know shit about love in a romantic sense (and I personally question his love for his mother—and he has no friends), is terrible in social situations, hates sex without understanding it, and is an all-around infant of a human. An overgrown infant who is good at undergoing pain (admittedly, both physical and mental/emotional).
Well, plenty of stuff happens, but we’ll fast forward toward the end of his stay in the New World (well, amongst the peoples): he has a super crush on (I think her name is…) Linda. Why? Well I’m pretty sure it isn’t love, since he barely knows her and then he proceeds to hate her with a vengeance due to one disagreement in life practice, rather than accepting her. Okay, so he thinks he loves Linda, which basically means he wants to rock her world under the sheets and probably in all kinds of other places as well. (T-e-e-n—a-n-g-s-t?) Linda had been a hussy, but upon noticing a difference in Character 1 (towards relationships/sex), had started mulling over the idea of spending life with one person rather than embracing the sexual communism of her era. Well, Character 1 turned out to be a fame-hungry quack, but this new guy…he is utterly different, much surer in his convictions (which would come back to bite her—almost literally—in the ass), and has an utterly sexy/intriguing animality about him. He has/accepts/and cares for his mother, he has bravery, he seeks improvement, he is in touch with the uncivilized side of humanity (though…isn’t sexuality the uncivilized/animal side? All of society is so accustomed to sex that they are decidedly unanimalistic about it, whereas this virgin foreigner gives off pheromones like a locomotive—however, their animalism comes out later…). Okay, so they like each other, and it’s obviously apparent to everyone (read: the reader), but they dance around the bush like school kids (teen angst) until finally moves are made. Linda is all “why are you weird with me, Savage?” And Savage is all “no no no, that’s code for I like you.” And Linda’s all “Oh cool, me too: let’s fuck!” And Savage is all: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!” (proceeds to go Ape Shit) “You whore! You fucking whore! Ewww! I can’t believe you’re so unpure, you whore! I hate you and I’m going to kill you!” Needless to say, this is not only a bit overkill, but a bit unstable. So Linda locks herself in the bathroom while the Savage savagely stomps around muttering words from dead people (since he’s an idiot and has none of his own) under his breath. Yes, psycho-killer status. Finally he leaves.
Okay, fast forward again: Mr. Savage isn’t allowed to be banished to a deserted island with his hipster friends (teen angst), so he throws a hissy fit and runs away from home, setting up shop in a lighthouse that is decidedly too posh for him. So he beats the shit out of himself with a whip, which is obviously hilarious. It really is, and if you disagree then you are going about life all wrong. So he’s getting all violent monk on himself like the albino guy in that terrible book/movie about Da Vinci and Jesus’ mom, when who should show up but humans. I don’t remember if the first people to see him were secretive or what, I think they were in a helicopter (which he could hear), and they returned to society with news of the crazy man. Blah blah blah, some guy makes a documentary, everyone loves it, reporters come to antagonize him, and all the while he just wants to be left alone. Greedy motherfucker. You can’t make a spectacle of yourself and not expect/allow people to watch. But one thing I’ve learned about teen angst: you always want people to watch, you just don’t want to want that, so you deny it. Smooth move, Mr. Savage. Well, someone has the grand idea to bring Linda along, and she exits the helicopter reciting some probably true bullshit that was probably along the lines of forgiving him for being absolutely batshit crazy and almost killing her and that she still loves (whatever that is—in the New World…) him and wants to try again. The classic lines—there was a helicopter purring in the immediate vicinity, so he didn’t hear and I don’t think we did either. He, being the stable young man he is, reacts by battering the fucking shit out of her, and I’m pretty sure killing her. ‘Cause that’s how you handle a crush, or a breakup, or being cheated on, or whatever was going through his head. (Oops edit #2: the crowd of modern drone humans proceeded to go batshit crazy as well, feeding off his jubilant hatred. It's reminiscent of the final scene in Perfume.)
That’s about all in regards to the three-pronged attempt at the perfect character. This is becoming tedious, I’m listening to music (which is code for an excuse for my utter lack of structure), I have actual work to do (maybe), and a new, better book (which I may or may not read in the immediate future).
To recap, Aldous Huxley didn’t know what he was talking about. He was anti-communism and anti-consumerism but didn’t have the balls Ayn Rand had. Nor the eloquence. Nor the semblance of what individuality actually is. To recap those last few sentences: read Ayn Rand before you read Aldous Huxley. Umm, Huxley was a teenage boy/girl who was raised in a way too religious setting and felt as though his hormones were a gift from Satan and the proper thing to do was to rid himself of them. He viewed society’s/media’s over-sexualization as the anti-Christ—better to be overly sensitive than overly sensitized. He was contradictory and I don’t think he knew it. Etc. etc.

Thanks for reading!
Jason

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Writ(h)ing

I recently finished my second reading of Brave New World and am eager to divulge to you, dear reader, my innermost thoughts on the matter.

That was code for: "I'm going to write more!" And be more linguistically involved with the digital world in general. Such as: I have created a Facebook page for my empresa: http://www.facebook.com/JasonEikerWilesEditingProofreading
I plan to put some useful tips up there. That was pretty much code for: I am making an effort to expand my business! So tell your friends and your non-friends (assuming you don't mind if they end up seeming eloquentially superior than you as a result of my awesome linguistic input).

I went to Six Flags Mexico recently with some hip extranjero cats (...four Frenchies, two Brasilians) from the hostel (one Brasilian was not). Thing One: it was fun, interesting, Mexican, and cool. Chatting (in Spanish) with a delightful young (older than I) Brasilian chap (I don't have any parenthetical additions for this one...oh yes I do! His name was and is Getulio), we got to talking about my illustrious (read: new and nigh non-existent) career in the world of words. Thing Two: I was describing what I like to read and what I like to write, and we agreed that I could write some very awesome things about that day and that place. I am currently writing this post after a nice dinner (read: FREE ZUZHI! Thank you, Pedro! Sincerely.) in which the subject was again brought up (end of sentence=preposition). This time, however, it was with a Brasilian woman, a Colombian woman, and un hombre de mi sangre: a Sonoran who was the main asker of questions and payer of attention. So I plan to post a little blurb on each of these experiences and many other minor daily experiences on a frequent basis.

Actually, I was in a fairly writey mood earlier today. Maybe I will relay that story at a later date.

Buenas noches, Suckas

Adventures (in Pharmaceutical Stereophonics...etc.)

The number shit is gone. As far as titles are concerned, I mean. Numbers still exist, despite my grandest efforts... And while we're on the subject of nothing: a picture is not worth a thousand words. Words kick ass and if you disagree, it's only because they kick your ass and you aren't smart enough to make them do your eloquent bidding. Deal with it. But the real crux of the matter is:


Drugs and (music not at all resembling) Rock & Roll! Like a true victim of youth.


P.S. The crux of the matter is actually writing again and hopefully with some semblance of depth and frequency.


But back to the cool guy theme:


So. I've been rockin' the night scene like an O.G. with modernistic tendencies. And here is a little story I told a couple people:


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We need to go to one of Kyle's "shows." And by "we" I mean I really want to go because I'm sure it will be tan chistoso and possibly fun and K-Dawg could always use the support and I'm obviously not going to go alone because that would probably give me nightmares, not to mention the predominance if underage kiddlets trying to sport their swagg could potentially make me punch someone and that would be less than preferable. Thus, you two are going. And going to love it. I'm thinking drunk, like...reallyyyyyyy drrrrrrrunk. Dubstep has to sound good when you're drunk, right? Or maybe just high...

So I was going home from a bar a few weeks ago at like midnight and these dudes I kinda know saw me and grabbed me as they were walking into this club and made me join them (free!) and it was kinda weird. Like a big open floor with no one on it (literally, we were the only ones--we were like a group of five [all dudes, no less...]) and a DJ spinning and a bunch of tables lining the dance floor (there were people seated). Well, a while later it got poppin', and so did the rest of the members of my crew. Poppin' extasy, that is. I'm guessing. Pills, whatever the case. And after a couple/few hours, the dude I knew best tried to put one in my mouth, but I kept it shut; he tried again, so I obliged, thinking I would just spit it out. Well, for a couple seconds I contemplated finishing the pill, but then decided against it and spit it out. But that was odd. And I hope the dude didn't have herpes fingers or something. And then I went back to the other bar that doesn't play DJ-centric dubstep and it was way more fun and I actually danced with chicas instead of dudes on extasy. Really though, what is the point of going to clubs and dancing solo (while high--maybe that's the part I'm missing?)? I can turn up some heavy danceable electronica in my room and dance alone if that's what I'm after. These dubstep heads are weird.

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That last sentence is pretty much the moral of the story. That and: dancing with girls is better than not dancing with girls.